Precautionary Tips for Men

According to an article in Healthy Options Lifestyle News Digest (July 2006 issue), the top ten indications of a mentally unstable girlfriend are the following.

1. She stalks you.

The predator clandestinely pursuing the prey is definitely a classic tale of despaired relationship.

2. She freaks over the other women.

At first it may imbibe as a courteous compliment to us, but it may turn out she wants you to sip her caring words of insecurity.

3. She snoops around.
Your privacy is her privacy as well. Who wants that?

4. She interrogates you.
If she has a knack for questioning people, be careful.

5. She lies constantly.

Bring a lie detector test in case you have one.

6. She’s unpredictable and moody.
If you like the challenge, don’t hesitate to have one.

7. She argues in public.
Grandstanding…. Maybe she is a politician?

8. She hijacks your family and friends.

Call the cops before it worsens.

9. She’s been in weird relationships.
Check her profile first!

10. She calls you endlessly.
Your phone will be literally in blazing flames.